FOUR BASIC RECIPES

The following four basic recipes are for the common men (and women) who know absolutely nothing about cooking. To help them out, and of course, hoping they may not curse me after reading them.

TEA

Source: Masaku Chunking (An ancient neanderthal chinese)

Ingredients:
Tea leaves
water - WATER
fire - FIRE
an utensil -EARTH
phoo phoo with your mouth to blow air to make it cool -AIR
a little space -SPACE OR UNIVERSE
handle to hold utensil
(See, I have justified with all the five elements of earth with tea )

Preparation:
add tea leaves into the boiling water
that is all!
after that, another method
add milk and sugar
change the order of putting tea leaves into boiling water, adding milk, sugar in different combination till u find it is tasty(you can actually try all such combinations, all your life till you may get a real good tea)
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by the time if it becomes cold, add ice cubes and say it is ICE TEA

COFFEE

Source:Mithra Varma

Ingredients:
copy everything under TEA recipe except tea(substitute coffee)

Prepartation:
copy everything under the method of making tea
that is why it is called coffee ('copy' pronounced laughingly)
caution: I'm not making any comment that an ancient Indian copied a recipe of an ancient Chinese)
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OMLETTE

Source: Cavemen

Ingredients:
eggs(of any species)
salt, if you need
chillies or pepper or chillies powder. If you want it hot, hotter, hottest
onions, if you are not allergic to it
tomato, if you are not too much of allergic
oil, if you are not worried about cholestrol
fire, even if you are allergic of it, very very Important

Preparation:
break the eggs, stir if you want, or just throw the contents of egg on any thing under fire.
in minutes or seconds (depending on the fire source) it is ready;
more time, you are back to your ancestors' time, eating charchoal.
hope keeps you healthy, but you possibly stopped one life of earth, and its future generation
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JUICE

Source: an ancient who hated tomatoes
An ancient man who hated tomatoes, once squeezed them in his hand to kill them with anger.
It probably shed its tears or blood. That was the birth of tomato juice.

Ingredients :
any fruit or vegetables or anything you can choose( chillies if u are strong)
Salt or sugar or nothing

Preparation:
just squeeze the veg or fruit with hands as if you are in anger or put it into
a mixie with water and salt or sugar as per your wish
pour it into a glass
garnish with ice cubes
drink it slowly if you like it
OR
gulp it, if u dont like it, thinking it is going to give u good health and long life
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Thank me, because you have already learnt four basic recipes so easily without much fuss.